50 Nifty United States

So Mikey has become quite the little geography whiz since getting his big USA floor puzzle.  We’re potty training  and after a successful #2 he looked in the toilet and exclaimed: “Wow! My poop looks like Hawaii!”  I dread the day when Alaska or Texas comes, because Hawaii took at least 20 minutes!!

Mikey passed an elementary school in St. George and said, “When I turn 5 I can go to that school.”

Daddy: That school is in Utah and you have to live in Utah to attend their schools. 

Mikey: We should move.

Mike: Where should we move?

Mikey: (after thinking about it a while) KANSAS!

Sorry west coast.  My 3 year old isn’t too excited for your school system!