Tips from the Toilet

So we’ve been potty training on and off again since like, oh, age 18 months.  Well we stumbled upon something today that just might help someone else out there who’s struggling as much as I have!  Make a stop at the casino!  Why?  There’s nothing cooler to a kid than an automatic flushing toilet and automatic sink with an automatic hand soap dispenser right next to it!  We had to call daddy as soon as our hands were dry and ask if we could get an toilet that flushes all by itself for our house!  I think this was a turning point in our toilet training adventures.