More Funny Mikeyisms

Mikey: Everyone should come to my Beach Ball Cup. December 11th, 2009.                                                                                                                                          Me: What’s that?  A competition or something?

Mikey: Yeah mom!  That’s what I said.  A Beach Ball Cup!  I hope they all come to my Beach Ball Cup.

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Mikey: Is the bug guy coming today?

Me: No!

Mikey: Oh thanks mom!  Thanks for telling me I don’t have to pick up my toys.

Me: I didn’t say that.

Mikey: When is the bug guy coming?

Me: Probably in August.

Mikey: Okay, I will clean up my toys in August!

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Me: What’s your favorite thing to eat?

Mikey: Peanut ubber jelly sanich and macaroni cheese.

Me: What’s the next favorite thing you like to eat?

Mikey: Just peanut ubber jelly sanich and macaroni cheese MOM!

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Mikey: Knock Knock

Me: Who’s There?

Mikey: Helpful Cow

Me: Helpful Cow who?

Mikey: Bouncy Ball

Me: ????